April 2012
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
Pronouncing Australian cities: A guide
sugar-plums:
(don’t take this too seriously, please. Us Australians have lazy accents)
Sydney
Incorrect: SIDE-nee
Correct: SID-nee
Melbourne
Incorrect: MEL-born
Correct: MEL-bin / MEL-ben
Canberra
Incorrect: Can-BARE-a
Correct: CAM-bra (Yes. That’s really how we say it.)
Brisbane
Incorrect: BRIS-bane
Correct: BRIZ-bin / BRIZ-ben
Adelaide
Incorrect: A-DEAL-aid
Correct: ADD-el-aid
...
me: im going to lose weight
me: im going to exercise every day
me: im going to go on a diet and stick to it
me: is that cake
adults: there is no such thing as perfection.
me: erm no, your wrong, his name is Josh Hutcherson.
