me: i want to lose weight.
me: i want to be skinny.
me: i want skinny legs.
me: i want a flat stomach.
me: i want to be thin.
me: *sees Mcdonalds*
adele is pregnant
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
anne frank: wat
the world: wat
the father: wat
you all underestimate australians because wE ARE A CONTINENT AND ONE DAY WE WILL RISE UP TOGETHER AND TAKE THE WORLD YOU WILL ALL WORK FOR US AND YOU WILL HAVE TO SPELL IT ‘FAVOURITE’ ‘COLOUR’ AND ‘MUM’ one day
isunova: exit the womb they said life would be great they said
Apparently lost 5 inches off my waist in 8 days? No way… Is this real life ???!?!?!!? Something isn’t right this is too good to be true:|
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
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Scale stop going up past my SW I’m doing everything I can !!!! :(
Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
props to people who work 8 hour jobs on their feet...
this is me right now: I don’t know how you do it. SERIOUSLY. I am in awe.
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